This cop picked a BAD spot to have OUTDOOR SEX while he was on duty.

In Santa Fe, New Mexico, the county sheriff’s office had set up a surveillance camera to catch vandals. Clearly, one state police officer didn’t know where the camera was.

–Because the camera recently had a PERFECT VIEW of him having outdoor sex with a woman on the hood of a Honda . . . while he was still in uniform. And he may have been on duty.

–Sadly, there aren’t many other details available like the officer’s name, the woman’s name, what action could be taken against him . . . or whether or not that’s a small Chihuahua watching them get-it-on.

Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket.

He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. HERE’S THE PHOTO IN ALL IT’S GNARLY SPLENDOR:

–It’s been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye.

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A US Soldier named Joey surprises his mother at work when he comes home early from Kuwait. His mom has no idea that he is going to be there, and he definitely shocks her when she sees him. Watch this heartwarming video.

A lot of places still need help with the flooding from Hurricane Irene.  Let’s just hope the National Guard units they deploy have a little more sense than the ones in Manville, New Jersey. There’s a YouTube video that shows two National Guard trucks there, full of guys, driving straight into deep floodwater.  It goes right up to the roof of the trucks.  First one truck drives in, then another.  And at first it works . . . sort of. The guy filming says, “How’s that possible?”  And his buddy responds, “It’s the Army, bro.”  Only, it isn’t possible:  Both trucks end up floating, and the men inside have to swim out.  So the guy filming says, “Are you guys that stupid?”  It’s a good question.

There’s a new ad from New Era, continuing the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry between ALEC BALDWIN and JOHN KRASINSKI.
–This time they’re talking over their webcams, when Baldwin says he’s, quote, “gonna make everyone in Fenway cry.” Then he sets a whole bunch of Red Sox tickets on fire . . . but accidentally burns down his apartment building.
–So he freaks out and tells John to call “912 . . . it’s 911 for rich people!” Here you go: