Drop Dead Legs (and breast and thighs and wings)

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2 whole chickens, cleaned and remove gizzard crap!

Give a healthy dusting of pepper, paprika, oregano, basil, parsley, and onion powder/salt. (You want the bird to have a nice red/green seasoning color).

Then, cover with a nice amount of your favorite Italian dressing, (Good Seasons is awesome!) or extra virgin olive oil. Use your hands to rub in all seasonings and oils…

Stuff birds with garlic cloves (10), chopped onion 9about half/red), and pepperoncinis!

Place marinated “crows” neck-to-neck. Cook indirectly for about an hour. If you use a Weber; place coals on left and right (about 20 per side) and the crows in the middle. Cook for 30 minutes, then give your grate a half turn, and finish for an additional 30 minutes or until the legs slightly tear and drop. A cup of soaked hickory chips is a nice touch!

Let stand for about 30 minutes! Remove produce, carve and serve. These chickens make for great sandwiches!

As always; plenty of cold beer and dancing naked women with asses like Coco’s or Kim K’s are essential!

Eat, Drink, Burp, Fart, Repeat!

TDFB

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Tipsy Table

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1 Beer
1 Three Ounce Glass of Wine
1 Shot or 1 Ounce of Hard Liquor

Drink and Weight Table

Weight	Number of Drinks
Weight	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
100	0.032	0.065	0.097	.0129	.0162	0.194	0.226	0.258	0.291
120	0.027	0.054	0.081	0.108	0.135	0.161	0.188	0.215	0.242
140	0.023	0.046	0.069	0.092	0.115	0.138	0.161	0.184	0.207
160	0.020	0.040	0.060	0.080	0.101	0.121	0.141	0.161	0.181
180	0.018	0.036	0.054	0.072	0.090	0.108	0.126	0.144	0.162
200	0.016	0.032	0.048	0.064	0.080	0.097	0.113	0.129	0.145
220	0.015	0.029	0.044	0.058	0.073	0.088	0.102	0.117	0.131
240	0.014	0.027	0.040	0.053	0.067	0.081	0.095	0.108	0.121

Remember this table is only a reference, there are a number of variables that determine if a person is legally drunk that are not addressed in this table.

A 0.080 percent Blood Alcohol Concentration is considered legally drunk in all states.

One question we have heard over and over is “How many drinks does it take to become legally drunk?”

The question is often asked because people want to know how many drinks they can have before they drive without risking a DUI conviction.

Our suggestion is to have zero drinks before you drive, but if you want to calculate how many drinks you can have before you could be arrested for drunk driving, you can use our drink calculator or, use the table below to see a listing based on body weight and number of drinks.

If you are taking medication, one drink could put you into the “drunk driver” category.

It often takes very little alcohol to become legally drunk and your physical characteristics such as weight, gender and body fat percentage can all be factors in the equation.

Eating is another variable, if you are going to drink and drive you are more likely to fail a Blood Alcohol Test if you do not eat.

The best answer is to the question of drinking and driving is to have zero drinks before you drive.

You may also want to try our DUI Calculator