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	<title>KRXQ &#187; Pat Martin</title>
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		<title>BABE OF THE DAY!!!</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/30/babe-of-the-day-52/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<title>OLD MEN WHO LOOK LIKE LESBIANS</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/29/old-men-who-look-like-lesbians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bruce Jenner, we&#8217;re looking in your direction&#8230;and check this guy out:

Here&#8217;s the link to the web site:
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bruce Jenner, we&#8217;re looking in your direction&#8230;and check this guy out:<br />
<a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/lesbian.jpg" rel="lightbox[8330]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8331" title="lesbian" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/lesbian.jpg" alt="" width="230" height="320" /></a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the link to the web site:</p>
<p><a title="http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/" href="http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/">http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/</a></p>
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		<title>MY TRIP TO MAUI</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/26/my-trip-to-maui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I&#8217;m back from vacation after 2 weeks in Maui. If you&#8217;ve never been there, here&#8217;s a few photos to share a little slice of paradise with you:
This is from the balcony at our hotel, the Grand Wailea&#8230;what a view!

One of the incredible beaches of Maui:

Whoa! A single rainbow!

I took this photo at the harbor [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;m back from vacation after 2 weeks in Maui. If you&#8217;ve never been there, here&#8217;s a few photos to share a little slice of paradise with you:</p>
<p>This is from the balcony at our hotel, the Grand Wailea&#8230;what a view!</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0437-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8201" title="IMG_0437-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0437-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>One of the incredible beaches of Maui:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0476-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8202" title="IMG_0476-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0476-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>Whoa! A single rainbow!</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0498-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8203" title="IMG_0498-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0498-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>I took this photo at the harbor at Lahaina:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0523-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8204" title="IMG_0523-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0523-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>We took the 4 hour &#8220;Road to Hana&#8221;, witnessing some spectacular scenery:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0578-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8205" title="IMG_0578-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0578-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>Halfway to Hana, we saw this sign at a road side stop&#8230;$650 bucks for a crappy aluminum pot? This is how they market &#8220;Maui Wowie&#8221;!</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0596-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8206" title="IMG_0596-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0596-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>One of the many waterfalls we encountered on the island:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0601-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8207" title="IMG_0601-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0601-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>This is my son and me at the Seven Sacred Pools of Hana:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0616-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8208" title="IMG_0616-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0616-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>About a mile down from the Seven Sacred Pools is the grave of Charles Lindbergh. It was hard to find, but we did. He&#8217;s buried in a small cemetery overlooking the Pacific:</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0627-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[8200]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8209" title="IMG_0627-2" src="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/IMG_0627-2.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="336" /></a></p>
<p>And finally, our last sunset in Maui:</p>
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		<title>JON BON JOVI&#8217;S PROBABLY NOT GAY</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/26/jon-bon-jovis-probably-not-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi never wanted the world to see these incredibly awesome photos of him and half-naked women from the 80s &#8212; but they&#8217;re coming out now.
According to a new book &#8212; &#8220;Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi&#8221; &#8212; the bodacious pics of the band cavorting with topless women on a bed are from a 1985 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Jon Bon Jovi </strong>never wanted the world to see these incredibly awesome photos of him and half-naked women from the 80s &#8212; but they&#8217;re coming out now.</p>
<p>According to a new book &#8212; &#8220;<strong>Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi</strong>&#8221; &#8212; the bodacious pics of the band cavorting with topless women on a bed are from a 1985 photoshoot that was deemed way too risqué for the public. So, the sexy snapshots never saw the light of day &#8230; until now.</p>
<p>The guy who wrote the book &#8212; Bon Jovi&#8217;s tour manager at the time &#8212; claims Jon went ballistic trying to keep the photos under wraps &#8230; because he was afraid they&#8217;d ruin his reputation.</p>
<p>No need to fear, Jon. The pics just prove what everyone already assumed &#8212; being a rock star is AWESOME.<br />
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		<title>GIBSON&#8217;S RACIST RANT RELEASED&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/mikey/2010/07/12/gibsons-racist-rant-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tape of Mel Gibson&#8217;s obscene racist rant against his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva &#8211; has been released by Radar Online and it&#8217;s not going to help the rapidly imploding star salvage his reputation. Gibson, who has now been dumped by his agents and drawn the attention of L.A.&#8217;s district attorney, is heard screaming at Grigorieva [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tape of <strong>Mel Gibson</strong>&#8217;s obscene racist rant against his baby mama <strong>Oksana Grigorieva </strong>&#8211; has been released by <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/world-exclusive-audio-mel-gibsons-explosive-racist-rant-listen-it-here">Radar Online</a> and it&#8217;s not going to help the rapidly imploding star salvage his reputation. Gibson, who has now been dumped by his agents and drawn the attention of L.A.&#8217;s district attorney, is heard screaming at Grigorieva about her breast implants, her clothing choices and telling her she deserves to be raped. This is just some of the audio&#8230; WHAT A D**K</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2010/07/mel.mp3">mel</a></p>
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		<title>DOUBLE RAINBOW DUDE</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/08/double-rainbow-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone&#8217;s talking about the &#8220;double rainbow guy.&#8221;  He&#8217;s the hiker whose excitement reached extreme levels when he saw two  rainbows that had formed side by side. We&#8217;re so happy that he caught  this hysterical moment on video.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Everyone&#8217;s talking about the &#8220;double rainbow guy.&#8221;  He&#8217;s the hiker whose excitement reached extreme levels when he saw two  rainbows that had formed side by side. We&#8217;re so happy that he caught  this hysterical moment on video.<br />
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		<title>JOIN ME ON FACEBOOK</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/08/join-me-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the direct link to my page (you have to have an existing Facebook account):
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1604888909
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the direct link to my page (you have to have an existing Facebook account):</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1604888909">http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1604888909</a></p>
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		<title>PARAGUAY SOCCER FANS&#8230;GOTTA LOVE &#8216;EM!</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/07/paraguay-soccer-fans-gotta-love-em/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<title>STELLA AWARDS&#8230;REDICULOUS LAWSUITS!</title>
		<link>http://blogs.krxq.net/patmartin/2010/07/07/stella-awards-rediculous-lawsuits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stella Awards
It&#8217;s time again for the annual &#8216;Stella Awards&#8217;! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald&#8217;s in New Mexico , where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Stella Awards</strong><strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s time again for the annual &#8216;Stella Awards&#8217;! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald&#8217;s in New Mexico , where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That&#8217;s right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.</strong><strong></p>
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<p><strong>*SEVENTH PLACE*</strong><strong><br />
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.</p>
<p></strong><strong>* SIXTH PLACE *</strong><strong><br />
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn&#8217;t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor&#8217;s hubcaps.</p>
<p></strong><strong>* FIFTH PLACE *</strong><strong><br />
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn&#8217;t re- enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count &#8216;em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner&#8217;s insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. </strong><strong></p>
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<p><strong>*FOURTH PLACE*</strong><strong><br />
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella&#8217;s when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by h is next door neighbor&#8217;s beagle &#8211; even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner&#8217;s fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.</p>
<p></strong><strong>* THIRD PLACE * </strong><strong><br />
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boy friend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. </strong><strong></p>
<p>*SECOND PLACE*</strong><strong><br />
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000&#8230;.oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. </strong><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong><strong>* FIRST PLACE *</strong><strong><br />
This year&#8217;s runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver&#8217;s seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner&#8217;s manual that she couldn&#8217;t actually leave the driver&#8217;s seat while the c ruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?</p>
<p>$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.</strong><strong></p>
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		<title>LINDSEY LOHAN&#8217;S MESSAGE TO THE JUDGE!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A number of eagle-eyed observers have noticed that while Lohan was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to 90 days in jail, her middle finger apparently carried the expletive-laced message: &#8216;F&#8211;k You&#8217;. WARNING!: If you are not 18 you are not allowed to look at this picture! If you do I&#8217;ll send you to your room!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A number of eagle-eyed observers have noticed that while Lohan was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to 90 days in jail, her middle finger apparently carried the expletive-laced message: &#8216;F&#8211;k You&#8217;. WARNING!: If you are not 18 you are not allowed to look at this picture! If you do I&#8217;ll send you to your room!<br />
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