HAPPY HALLOWEEN…enjoy the destruction:

There are Seven Billion People in the World . . . What Number are You?

In the next few days, the world’s population is going to hit SEVEN BILLION.  That means it’s doubled in the last 50 years.  And now it’s time to see where YOU fit in.

The BBC put together a website where you enter your birthdate and it tells you approximately where you fit in to the world’s population.

For example, someone who was born on January 1st, 1982 is the four billionth, 572 millionth, 566 thousandth, 117th person.

Check it out at   http://tinyurl.com/HeresYourNumber.

Every year we see photos of amazing, professional jack-o’-lanterns that make us feel like LOSERS when we’re carving pumpkins for Halloween.  And it’s that time again.

An artist named Ray Villafane carves incredible faces into pumpkins . . . to the point where these things look like legitimate pumpkin carving ART.  AND . . . he says they only take him a few hours. 

Check Out Gary Busey in a Halloween Ad for a Kia Dealership in Houston

For the past few months, GARY BUSEY has been doing ads for car dealerships in Pittsburgh and Houston.  And they’re all awesomely bad.

–The newest one is a Halloween ad for a Kia dealership, where Busey makes a bad joke about witches and brooms, says the cars are “scared priceless” TWICE, then just goes nuts.

An unaired “Saturday Night Live” sketch on STEVE JOBS’ death has surfaced online. It was supposed to air on the October 15th episode . . . but it didn’t make the cut, for whatever reason. Probably because it’s not all that funny, but nonetheless amusing.

–The skit mocks companies like Facebook and Netflix . . . by having their CEOs compare how awesome Steve Jobs is, to how poorly they run their companies. Obviously, the “SNL” cast is impersonating those CEOs.

Check Out the Most Over-the-Top Halloween Display of 2011

Someone in Riverside, California went all Clark Griswold with their Halloween decorations this year. There’s a video on YouTube called “Halloween Light Show 2011″, and it’s a huge production.

It starts slow. Then four jack-o-lantern faces light up on the front of the house, and sing the song “This Is Halloween” from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”. (–The first face starts talking at :33.)