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Leave a Comment | Posted by Pat Martin on March 4, 2010
BRITNEY GRINER PUNCH!
Posted in: Pat Martin, Sports, Video
Here’s a viral video of Baylor freshman Britney Griner punching an opposing player…she’s 6′8″!
Comments (1) | Posted by Dog and Joe on March 1, 2010
The Homes of Olympians!
Posted in: Cool, Dog and Joe, Life, Pics, Radio, Sports
Apolo Ohno’s Crib
Olympic short track speed skater Apolo Ohno may have won the Dancing With the Stars reality TV competition in 2007, but his Olympic career will be his enduring and most impressive legacy. With his bronze medal win in the 1000m short track competition in Vancouver, the soul patch-sporting skating wunderkin became the most medal winning American Winter Olympic athlete of all time earning an undeniably impressive two gold, two silver and three bronze medals.
Presumably Ohno will keep and display his myriad and many Olympic medals at his home in South Jordan, UT, a bedroom community just south of Salt Lake City. Property records show that Ohno bought the suburban residence in July 2006 for an undisclosed amount of money and listing information shows the two-story brick-built traditional has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms in 4,467 square feet. Other features include a three-car garage, gourmet kitchen, and outdoor fireplace and a 21-speaker surround sound system.
Shaun White’s Crib
When White comes down off the slopes, he heads home Rancho Santa Fe, CA, a super-swank suburb of San Diego. In August of 2006, according to property records, White spent $3,350,000 to scoop up a 5,226 square foot, single story Mediterranean in a gated community. The six bedroom and six and a half bathroom residence sits on nearly three acres and includes a four-car garage. Plus, the property boasts an infinity-edged swimming pool and an adjacent pool pavilion.
What it does not have is a half pipe; for that, White heads to Park City, UT where records show he owns a condo and where previous reports reveal that thanks to Red Bull, one of his many corporate sponsors, he has a secretly situated half-pipe on the backside of Silverton Mountain that is only accessible by helicopter. Such are the spoils of Olympic greatness.
Leave a Comment | Posted by Dog and Joe on February 26, 2010
Chuck, Chuck, Bo Buck – Banana-Fanna-Fo!!!!!!!!
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Leave a Comment | Posted by Pat Martin on February 24, 2010
Vince Carter Breaks Record With 86-Foot Shot While Sitting Down
Posted in: Cool, Pat Martin, Sports, Video
On NBA All-Star weekend, Dwight Howard broke a Guinness World Record by hitting a shot from 52 feet while sitting down.
Well, he’s now been bested by Orlando teammate Vince Carter, who made a shot from 86 feet while sitting down at Tuesday’s Magic practice.
Check out Vince Carter’s shot from behind the opposing free throw line below:
Leave a Comment | Posted by Pat Martin on February 23, 2010
THIS 5 YEAR OLD CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Posted in: Cool, Life, Pat Martin, Sports
| World’s strongest boy smashes record |
The world’s strongest five-year-old is muscling in on a new record after performing a series of astonishing ‘air’ press-ups.

Romanian Giuliano Stroe – who has been trained by his gymnast dad Iulian since he could walk – stunned TV viewers in his homeland by almost doubling the current world record of 12.
The body-building youngster pulled off 20 of the special press ups – where the legs never touch the floor – before stopping.
Giuliano became a worldwide sensation after videos of his strongman feats became a You Tube sensation.
Last year, he managed to get into the Guinness Book of Records after performing a jaw-dropping handstand stunt on an Italian TV show.
He performed the fastest ever 10 metre hand walk with a weighted ball between his legs in front of an astonished audience.
Dad Iulian, 33, explained: “He has been going to the gym with me ever since he was born.
“I always took him with me when I went training. But he’s still only a child and if he gets tired or bored we go and play.”
Leave a Comment | Posted by Dog and Joe on February 22, 2010
Wrastlin is Still Fake!
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Comments (1) | Posted by Dog and Joe on February 19, 2010
Tiger’s Transcript
Posted in: Bizarre, Cool, Dog and Joe, Life, Radio, Sports
thank you for joining me. Many of you in this room
are my friends. Many of you in this room know me.
Many of you have cheered for me or you’ve
worked with me or you’ve supported me.
Now every one of you has good reason to
be critical of me. I want to say to each of you,
simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my
irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
I know people want to find out how I could
be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know
how I could have done these things to my wife Elin
and to my children. And while I have always tried
to be a private person, there are some things I
want to say.
Elin and I have started the process of
discussing the damage caused by my behavior.
As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her
will not come in the form of words; it will come from
my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss;
however, what we say to each other will remain
between the two of us.
I am also aware of the pain my behavior
has caused to those of you in this room. I have let
you down, and I have let down my fans. For many
of you, especially my friends, my behavior has
been a personal disappointment. To those of you
who work for me, I have let you down personally
and professionally. My behavior has caused
considerable worry to my business partners.
To everyone involved in my foundation,
including my staff, board of directors, sponsors,
and most importantly, the young students we
reach, our work is more important than ever.
Thirteen years ago, my dad and I envisioned
helping young people achieve their dreams
through education. This work remains unchanged
and will continue to grow. From the Learning
Center students in Southern California to the Earl
Woods scholars in Washington, D.C., millions of
kids have changed their lives, and I am dedicated
to making sure that continues.
But still, I know I have bitterly disappointed
all of you. I have made you question who I am and
how I could have done the things I did. I am
embarrassed that I have put you in this position.
For all that I have done, I am so sorry.
I have a lot to atone for, but there is one
issue I really want to discuss. Some people have
speculated that Elin somehow hurt or attacked me
on Thanksgiving night. It angers me that people
would fabricate a story like that. Elin never hit me
that night or any other night. There has never
been an episode of domestic violence in our
marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace
and poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves
praise, not blame.
The issue involved here was my repeated
irresponsible behavior. I was unfaithful. I had
affairs. I cheated. What I did is not acceptable,
and I am the only person to blame.
I stopped living by the core values that I
was taught to believe in. I knew my actions were
wrong, but I convinced myself that normal rules
didn’t apply. I never thought about who I was
hurting. Instead, I thought only about myself. I ran
straight through the boundaries that a married
couple should live by. I thought I could get away
with whatever I wanted to. I felt that I had worked
hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the
temptations around me. I felt I was entitled.
Thanks to money and fame, I didn’t have to go far
to find them.
I was wrong. I was foolish. I don’t get to
play by different rules. The same boundaries that
apply to everyone apply to me. I brought this
shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my
mother, my wife’s family, my friends, my
foundation, and kids all around the world who
admired me.
I’ve had a lot of time to think about what
I’ve done. My failures have made me look at
myself in a way I never wanted to before. It’s now
up to me to make amends, and that starts by never
repeating the mistakes I’ve made. It’s up to me to
start living a life of integrity.
I once heard, and I believe it’s true, it’s not
what you achieve in life that matters; it’s what you
overcome. Achievements on the golf course are
only part of setting an example. Character and
decency are what really count.
Parents used to point to me as a role
model for their kids. I owe all those families a
special apology. I want to say to them that I am
truly sorry.
It’s hard to admit that I need help, but I do.
February, I was in inpatient therapy receiving
guidance for the issues I’m facing. I have a long
way to go. But I’ve taken my first steps in the right
direction.
As I proceed, I understand people have
questions. I understand the press wants to ask me
for the details and the times I was unfaithful. I
understand people want to know whether Elin and
I will remain together. Please know that as far as
I’m concerned, every one of these questions and
answers is a matter between Elin and me. These
are issues between a husband and a wife.
Some people have made up things that
never happened. They said I used
performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely
and utterly false. Some have written things about
my family. Despite the damage I have done, I still
believe it is right to shield my family from the public
spotlight. They did not do these things; I did.
I have always tried to maintain a private
space for my wife and children. They have been
kept separate from my sponsors, my commercial
endorsements. When my children were born, we
only released photographs so that the paparazzi
could not chase them. However, my behavior
doesn’t make it right for the media to follow my
two-and-a-half-year-old daughter to school and
report the school’s location. They staked out my
wife and they pursued my mom. Whatever my
wrongdoings, for the sake of my family, please
leave my wife and kids alone.
I recognize I have brought this on myself,
and I know above all I am the one who needs to
change. I owe it to my family to become a better
person. I owe it to those closest to me to become
a better man. That’s where my focus will be.
I have a lot of work to do, and I intend to
dedicate myself to doing it. Part of following this
path for me is Buddhism, which my mother taught
me at a young age. People probably don’t realize
it, but I was raised a Buddhist, and I actively
practiced my faith from childhood until I drifted
away from it in recent years. Buddhism teaches
that a craving for things outside ourselves causes
an unhappy and pointless search for security. It
teaches me to stop following every impulse and to
learn restraint. Obviously I lost track of what I was
taught.
As I move forward, I will continue to
receive help because I’ve learned that’s how
people really do change. Starting tomorrow, I will
leave for more treatment and more therapy. I
would like to thank my friends at Accenture and the
players in the field this week for understanding why
I’m making these remarks today.
In therapy I’ve learned the importance of
looking at my spiritual life and keeping in balance
with my professional life. I need to regain my
balance and be centered so I can save the things
that are most important to me, my marriage and
my children.
That also means relying on others for help.
I’ve learned to seek support from my peers in
therapy, and I hope someday to return that support
to others who are seeking help. I do plan to return
to golf one day, I just don’t know when that day will
be.
I don’t rule out that it will be this year.
When I do return, I need to make my behavior
more respectful of the game. In recent weeks I
have received many thousands of emails, letters
and phone calls from people expressing good
wishes. To everyone who has reached out to me
and my family, thank you. Your encouragement
means the world to Elin and me.
I want to thank the PGA TOUR,
Commissioner Finchem, and the players for their
patience and understanding while I work on my
private life. I look forward to seeing my fellow
players on the course.
Finally, there are many people in this
room, and there are many people at home who
believed in me. Today I want to ask for your help.
I ask you to find room in your heart to one day
believe in me again.
Thank you.
Leave a Comment | Posted by Dog and Joe on February 18, 2010
NBC Takes Home Gold in Bad Journalism
Posted in: Contest, Cool, Dog and Joe, Life, Radio, Sports, Video
NBC was a little confused with their Canadian icons. During a segment on Canadian cancer activist Terry Fox,who attempted a marathon across the country to raise money for cancer research while battling the disease, a reporter confused the activist with Canadian actor Michael J. Fox. NBC even went so far as to put a picture of the actor on screen in the place of Terry Fox.
Leave a Comment | Posted by Pat Martin on February 17, 2010
OPRAH TRIES TO WIPE OFF DREW BREES BIRTHMARK
Posted in: Funny, Life, Pat Martin, Sports, Video
This is embarrassing… for Oprah. Apparently, she didn’t see the New Orleans Saints quarterback and Super Bowl MVP ever before in her life. Clearly, she had no idea what he looked like. She must not have watched the Super Bowl or she would have seen the birthmark on his face. She must not have seen any of the post-game appearances with Drew Brees or she would have asked someone about that mark on his face. She must not have cared very much about the interview to do the proper preparation. Fortunately for Oprah, Drew is a good-natured guy and he laughed off her attempt to clean his face. Watch:



